FR - my current tinder game

Hey guys! Trucknutz here. New to Seddit but not pickup. Recently I’ve been doing pretty good on my tinder game, and Ill share my most recent lay. Input always appreciated!

Vietnamese girl

I matched a Vietnamese girl, who seemed a little weird, but pretty attractive. Ex gymnast, great body, HB7. We did couple messages of small talk about traveling, and then I played off of her bucket list item of streaking, to work sex into the conversation about 10 messages in.

(I find funny messages, with relevant gifs spices up the conversation, and I get a kick out of looking at all the weird shit on the gif keyboard anyways.)

I mentioned that I hadn’t streaked (opening the opportunity for her to suggest that we do it), but mentioned that I had played this car game called “SEX!” where everyone ends up naked in the car (I wanted to demonstrate A.) I was comfortable in my body around other people B.) other people were completely comfortable being naked around me). She came back with a high level comment suggesting she didn’t want just a hot body, but someone who could engage her on an intellectual level too.

I can be an intellectual person, but I’m lazy when it comes to conversations with girls and don’t want to bother trying to understand what they’re trying to say and come up with an educated sounding counter. Usually when they want to act really smart, I just pointedly question their statements like I have a well formed opinion, and they get so defensive that they forget to ask what my opinion is and think I'm really smart anyways.

T: I was always a surprisingly adventurous person, but i contradict that with my need for intellectual/emotional connection as well

Me: hows that contradictory? I think people should yearn for everything at the same time.

I ended up inviting her to my work to grab a drink on the house, she hung out while we closed up shop, and we went to the river after to hang out on the docks. I hoped inviting her to my work right off the bat worked like the concept of having people do favors for you (I read a post like this a while ago, can't remember what its called), like trusting them to guard your laptop while you go to the bathroom: I trusted her to show up to my work and conduct herself in a decent manner, hoping that my trusting her would lead to her trusting me.

I closed with her snapchat, and then invited her over to my place the next day before work. It was a hot day, so when we got back to my place I said I needed to change my shirt for work and asked if shed like to see my room. I took off my shirt before picking out the next one, and put on some music as if I expected to have sex right then and there. I think she bit, as she started to walk towards me with a look in her eye, but I ignored her and walked right past to pick up some shirts and ask her opinion, hoping this would build some sexual tension. She chose one, but I just set it down for later, and sat on the bed.

I looked directly into her eyes, and with the most confidence I’d ever mustered, I asked “I have a huge favor to ask you. Are you good at massages? My back has been killing me from finals week and then switching to work and standing 8 hours a day.” She seemed to be a little taken aback that I would suggest that, but she bit again. I set up a heated massage table my family has (benefits of an irregular work schedule while living with your family, theyre gone and you arent) and got out the massage oil. Had a great massage, and then gave her one. We talked the whole time, she seemed a little uncomfortable but at the same time she was trying to make it work by talking about sexual things. Usually, talking about sex in a calloused manner turns me off. I prefer to be almost cheesily seductive about it. But I pushed ahead, deciding to lay it on even more, and got her down to her underwear massaging her gluts.

T: is this your usual method of seduction?

Me (putting on my best cheesy, deep, and seductive voice): Yep. Is it working?

T: Eh. Yes and no. I’m just extremely comfortable with this, which is kind of unusual.

(definitely not the exact response I was looking for)

Me: huh. (stops massaging and pauses in hopes of making her think I’m going to try something right then) let me set an alarm so we leave on time for my work.

she took this time to flip over so her breasts were exposed, and I put on some more sexual music. I decided to just go right for it at that point. I only had an hour before I had to leave. I came back over to the table and slipped my head between her legs so they were over my shoulders and my face was right on her stomach, just below her belly button. I started on a, uh, front massage… and the rest ill leave up to your imagination.

edit: formatting