The first interaction of the night was 2 legit 9's came and stood near me and my 3 friends in the beer garden. MY friend opened with some mystery method opinion opener and they answered but, typical UK girls, kept their answers laconic. He was struggling to hook and I jumped in and teased them on her HUGE earrings and it got an emotional spike and both girls laughed and made a comment on what I said (I said it in a funny way as if I was asking MY friend an 'opinion opener' about girls with big earrings kind of thing lol). I acted slightly aloof to see if I could screen for interest and see if they would fill in the brief silence but they both literally just walked away shortly after lol

Next interaction is the interesting one. There's 2 girls. A fairly hot one, a big fat unit who is her best friend (another girl), and some dude that looks like a gay Swedish tennis player. Mixed 3-set.

I open the fairly hot one with a comment on her drink that i just saw her down: ''You looked like you didn't enjoyed that much!!'' I said. She mentions that she hates whiskey but it was free so she necked it. I say something else and ask what they're up too and then it kind of goes quiet for a few seconds and they talk amongst themselves and I talk to my friends again. Surprisingly, About 2 mins later, she says to me, ''You can sit down with us if you want!''. I sit down whilst my friends still stand up.

The fat friend says something like ''I take it you are the alpha of the group'' I deflect and i'm like ''Nah, he's the alpha. I'm just a follower'' and point at my friend. Girl next to me giggles, and fat girl kind of shit tests me and is like ''Yeah, I can see that now'' or something. This is where the gay Swedish guy jumps in and makes a slightly rude comment about my friend. This dude is camp and bitchy lol (I would meet another one later on! Weird night!! gays everywhere!!) and has that ''I just started doing a degree so I think i'm better than everyone'' attitude/vibe.

He get's into a slight argument with my friend and I carry on talking to the girls. The fat one is giving me tonnes of shit tests on my appearance and age and stuff and I agree and amplify each time.

The hot one talks to some stranger for a few seconds and then tells me that she just got told that she was the hottest girl in the bar. I say ''Hmmm.....Maybe the 2nd hottest. You're elbows are too pointy''. She laughs. Then, Out of almost nowhere, the hot one who is sitting next to me says ''I really wanna fuck you''

I can't quite believe my ears, but I try to stay unreactive and then ask her why she likes me so much in a kind of playful, teasing way. She says some shit about me being ''deep'' which makes me giggle internally because i've barely spoke to her about anything remotely 'deep'. I also felt like a made a fairly bad impression during my 'transition' from the open and said some stupid shit about my friend having been in prison which I instantly regeretted, so I was doubly surprised that the hot one was into me!

I ask her age and she's like 19 and I do my usual gambit of pretending that i'm not interested in her due to her being half my age (when the truth is that I adore young girls!). She starts qualifying herself, saying she's mature etc.

Her fat friend (who didn't hear what her friend had whispered to me) soon mentions her (the hot girl hitting on me) has a boyfriend and instantly the hot girl starts acting slightly more uninterested. I think her friends comment snapped her out of the situation (potentially cheating on her bf) and activated her 'slut defence'

I should also mention that the hot girl was pretty drunk and so I didn't push the interaction as far as maybe I usually would. Just seemed to 'rapey', especially since she was being guarded by her fat friend.

We decided to move on and I gave her a peck on the cheek. I'm kinda hoping I see her again, and as I live in a fairly small town, there's a decent chance I will. I'll try to go 'caveman' next time!

Next bar was yet another gay dude with 2 super hot young girls. We opened the set and instantly, this big gay dude started get mouthy to my friend lol. Not sure what was said but there was a bad vibe instantly. Sensed zero attraction from the hot girls who I made a few comments towards and decided to move on

Next I opened a girl on the dancefloor (edge of dancefloor, really). Slightly older (late 20's?) but hot. I asked where she was from and she said ''azerbaijan''. I pretended to not have heard of it and accused her of making up country names and she laughed, but then turned away from me. I took this an an IOD, but I was actually wrong because about 1 minute later, she'd pulled up some Wikipedia page or something on her country! So her 'turning around' on me was actually hear scrambling to find her phone so she could show me lol.

Classic sticking point here, but I just failed to really plow or lead etc. Forgot to make cold reads and do anything 'gamey' and it just fizzled out very fast.

I open a new 3 set. 2 hot teen girls with yet ANOTHER gay dude!! This dude was cool though to be fair. I chatted to all of them and done a few teases and told a little DHV story, but sensed zero interest from the hot girls and bailed shortly after

I then opened a different 3 set who I wasn't that interested in, plus, at this point, I had the worst 'wingman' on planet earth. A fully diagnosed autistic aspie dude I know. Didn't help. Teased them, asked questions blabla, but didn't 'lead' because I just wasn't really into them. I was just going through the motions and I ejected after a bit

Finally approach anxiety kicked in when I spotted my dream girl. Some barely legal stunner who looked shy but was just beautiful. I just couldn't bring myself to open her! Looked like it was her first ever night out and she was with her older sisters or something. That's my guess. Not even sure she knew how hot she was! Didn't help that at this point, some random odd ball befriended me, and then proceeded to get into a fight with, what I think was the same group as the super hot teen girl and then someone started throwing insults at me (presuming I guess that I was 'with' this odd dude) so now trying to game this little stunner looked even less unlikely to work lol.

Decided to call it a night there.

Angry for not at least trying to practice isolation and get a makeout with the hot girl who liked me. Annoyed with my lack of 'plowing' in particular with the Azerbaijan girl. And finally I really wish I would have opened that really hot girl. She was just beautiful but I was having images in my head of everything going bad and her being creeped out and I guess I didn't want the blow to my ego after previously having my ego stoked by the girl who told me she wanted to bang me.

Hoping to go out a few times next week over the Christmas period and burn through some more sets!