I was browsing today at Ikea, saw three "tweens" derping around on the beds, acting like idiots. So I gazed at them casually, immediately they took notice with lots of IoI from one of them (HB8 by looks). However, I like more mature women -- so I ignored them. Oh shit, Evidently this never happens to them. HB8 started buzzing me, walking though the same aisles I was in, I'd look at her, but not open. Visibly frustrated. I'm sort of chuckling to myself at this point... little girls.

On my way out, I stopped to send a few texts, and they walk by, making sure I noticed them. Again, looked up, eye contact, chuckled, and went back to texting. Using a stage whisper, one says "that guy is an asshole!" the HB8 (clearly butthurt) retorts "or gay!" hahaha... this totally made me laugh out loud, and made my day. Just because you are cute doesn't mean I will fawn over you.