Mmm, so here's what's up. I went to a halloween party (yes, in april) with these two girls (HB8s from the previous episode actually) and one of my roommates. We weren't invited but the two girls worked the doorman and got their hand stamped. My bro and I retreated out of view of the doorman and changed into our costumes, then used the residual ink from the two girls to get ourselves stamped. The doorman was none the wiser.

Once we get in, it becomes apparent that my original plan to hook up with one of the HB8s was not gonna go off as planned (pretty sure she's an alcoholic by this point). Time to go sarging then.

It's a blacklight party, and there's a glowing paint and highlighter table where people are drawing on each other. I call over my roommate and the HB8 he's with and proceed to write my name all over the two of them. I make sure that everyone can tell that I'm having a great time to doing it.

Sure enough, a HB7 comes over and asks me to doodle on her. I'm happy to oblige. I write my name across her forehead so I'll remember that I talked to her. I then proceed to roam the dance floor with the highlighter in my teeth telling girls that they need a highlighter tattoo (consists of things like "DRANK" or the girl's name).

I then come across a HB7 doing exactly what I'm doing. She refuses to let me draw on her forehead, so I draw my mark on her chest instead. I then ask her to dance, to which she quickly agrees.

About an hour passes, during which I have escalated (purely through kino contact from dancing) to the point where she's going to come home with me. I gather up my roommate and the HB8 he's with (we totally lost the drunk one), and call a cab.

Suddenly, HB7's HB4 roommate materializes out of nowhere, and starts to follow us. I tell her she should come along with us and she comes up with every excuse I've ever heard of, eventually to the point where HB7 says "I've gotta take care of HB4, I'll see you guys later".

I take down HB7s number, but I don't bother saving to my phone. :/

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