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[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is why pickup lines don't work. The guys who use them think they're clever. They're not.
[–]hobomagick 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not supposed to be clever, it's supposed to make her think you're a multi millioaire.
[–]UndidIridium 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That's a great pickup line? Who told you this?
[–]hobomagick 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It always works.
[–]kinpsychosis 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
On who? The king of saudi?
[–]waitwait1 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao. I literally laughed out loud
[–]kinpsychosis 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im here to please :P
[–]Not2original 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Say that line next to me, and I'll steal the girl right in front of you.
"Or I can get you a cup of coffee for $5 and make you laugh."
[–]hobomagick 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
LOL great line bud. Tell a joke.
[–]Not2original 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Besides be dead, why can't Abraham Lincoln be found guilty of a crime?
[–]hobomagick 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Because he could just pardon himself. LOL
[–]Not2original 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, because he's in in a cent.
[–]hobomagick 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice joke bro. Anyway I've gtg this chick is begging to suck my dick.
[–]Not2original 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doubt it.
[–]TheInbredStallion 9 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
Oh you're THAT douchebag. If you steal my thunder like that when I'm hitting up a chick, I'm knocking you the fuck out.
[–]Not2original 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
you still won't get the girl. Besides you come with a lame ass line like OP, you deserve to be out spoken.
[–]TheInbredStallion 9 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Well you're right about OP, little bitch line will get you nothing except pepper sprayed. But have fun banging this chick while your face is swollen up from my mother fucking fist.
[–]Not2original 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Uh huh.
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