Telling girls you are a pickup artist. Now the response is usually "so you have fucked lots of girls!"

Respond in a mocking tone "I don't just 'fuck' any girl! if i wanted an orgasm I could just do that with my hand... what I like to do is make girls fall in love with me. Making love is better than any 'fuck' anyday don't you think?"

When you say "Loooove" be sure to really roll your tongue out on the "L" in a licking motion. Eye contact all the way. Then go back to regular conversation.

If you are having trouble seeing how this could work on any woman then picture a buff spaniard sailor with a moustache and a rose in his teeth saying it. Hell, if you can't muster up the courage to do it then have some rum and let the spirit of captain morgan speak through you.