So last night I was grocery shopping and I saw one of the cutest women I had seen in a while. I picked up a horseradish, walked over to her and said "have you ever wondered who the first person that pulled this out of the ground and said I'm going to eat this was thinking". I have plans this weekend now. Feel free to use that one gentlemen.

Link to horseradish

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2015/07/20150727-horseradish-vicky-wasik-1.jpg