So last night I got home from the gym, poured myself some wine and started cooking dinner. All of a sudden my neighbour is calling insisting I come drink mescal. I reluctantly agree, but for only 10 minutes!

He wanted to introduce me to his new wife, she’s very nice. We are chatting when a beautiful girl joins the wife on the couch.

She can’t speak English. Everyone starts to say “ ohhh you should go with me to learn English!!!” I agree and take her number. We’ve already set up coffee.

This bombshell is so much younger than me. Maybe 24 and I’m 35, which is fine for me.

Damn, I’ve been dating but this girl is a 10. Gotta play it cool, don’t double text or insta respond, don’t get my hopes up, just keep lifting and focusing on myself.

My imagination is already playing romantic scenarios where we fall in love without being able to talk with each other.

God help me.