Hello Seddit, it's me WetDreamAmnesia. You may remember me from my last post of "I Think I May Have Found The Perfect Opener. I'm back to bring you another rigorously tested mode of attraction.

So, you dropped the opener. You got her slightly interested and got her number before quickly evacuating because you're still not 100% comfortable with closing the deal. Now you're sitting here with this number and no clue what to say. She's given out her number a dozen times and been greeted with the same

"Hey, it's (insert my name here) from last night/day" text 100 times.

So what do you say to establish that you're different, that you're aloof/charming/funny/original and most importantly, interesting? Simple:

"Do You Text In The Shower"

Sounds ridiculous, right? Wrong.

1.She's never, and I repeat, ever gotten this text before. Win or Lose, you're original and that always leaves a memory.

2.No matter what her answer is, you've already won if she responds. If she says no, then you get to disqualify her for being unadventurous. If she says yes, then you've drawn her into sexual thoughts from moment 1.

3.The key here is that, no matter what she answers, your text is so original that the next time she's in the shower she's going to think about it and inevitably think of you because that's how anchoring works, attaching yourself to new or unique feelings. She's now thinking about you in the shower.

Sounds even more ridiculous than before? Understandable, that is until you get that "Guess where I'm texting you from" text.

The secret here is to not push it. No matter what her response is, you can't seem overly excited or disappointed. For instance

-If she says no, disqualify with something like, "hmm..." then wait for the hamster to spin and her inevitable response before you tell her, "you sound like one of those girls who isn't very adventurous :)"

-If she says yes don't immediately leap into talking about, simple say "hmm..." and wait for the hamster to spin and let her take it from there.

And in case you were wondering, "Hmm..." is a phenomenal hamster spinner in any situation.

So go out there good men of seddit and continue testing my insane theories.