I was on my way to work and I was in the parking lot when I saw a mutual friend I was introduced to. Sometimes I playfully tell her "I love you!" When she's leaving and she would say it back. But today was odd.

She was across the street with her friends and I see her staring at me so I said hi.

Her: "Hiii Halcyonwing!!!"

Me: "hey! How's (mutual friend that introduced us)?

Her: "She's good!!"

She then starts to run across the street towards me dodging a car, her big boobs flopping up and down haha

Me: I outstretch my arms to give her a hug and she squezzed me soooooo tight "I missed you sooo much!"

Her: "I missed you too!!!"

Me: "Do you have a boyfriend?" (We're still hugging eachother)

Her: squeezes even tighter now "Yeah"

Me: "That sucks" I slide my hands down just above her ass

Her: "Were you going to ask me out?"

Me: "Yeah"

Her: "If I didn't have a boyfriend I would have said yes!!!

Me: we let go of each other but I take her hand and hold it

Her: If we ever break up soon you're next! 😊

Me: haha ok keep me posted! 😁

Her: "😂 ok byyee!

What do you guys make of this? Critize harshly please. I need to get good.