She's out of town so it was time for a fun little text back-n-forth:

Me: Are you free tomorrow evening? Let’s meet up for a drink.

Her: Oh I'm sorry i have plans!

Me: Perfect. I'll pick you up at 8pm. Don't wear any underwear.

Her: Oh my flip you perv.

Me: Excellent. Yes. I'm glad we're on the same page here.

Her: LOL!

Did this at noon and I won't see her for a couple of days but made for the perfect time for some long distance flirting.

What lines out of the blue do you use?