I realized recently that I'm coming across as extremely needy over text... I'm usually pretty good setting up the first date, but if it goes well and I like her, I start going kind of crazy and text stupid stuff that comes across as desperate and turns off girls who previously liked me which has resulted in several second date flakes.

I don't mean to be this way, but I can be kind of long winded and have trouble communicating without using multiple sentences. Plus, I hate having unread or unresponded to messages on my phone (just kind of my personality, I'm the same way with my email at work), so I normally respond back 3-5 minutes after I get a text (and even waiting that long is difficult). Also because I would never let a text sit unresponded to on my phone for more than a hour, I start freaking out when it's been 2 and half hours and a girl hasn't texted me back, which sometimes results in me saying stupid things or making things worse. I've squandered so many opportunities recently with women who previously liked me that I'm determined to not let this happen again.

So here's what I'm looking for...

I'm looking for a text guru: an experienced guy, possibly one who's looking to make a couple extra bucks, who can help me with my personal texts. Here's what this will entail: When I receive a text, or when I'm getting ready to send a text, I'm going to contact you and send you a screen shot of the conversation with time stamps and everything and my proposed text response. I want you to approve or veto my proposed texts and basically be a safeguard against me doing anything retarded. You don't have to have a conversation with this girl for me; just tell me if I'm saying something that's going to come across as too needy or if I should wait to respond, ect.

I don't know if I'm allowed to technically offer money for a service on this subreddit, but I don't want this to get removed... so all I'll say is, send me a personal message if you're interested and I'll give you more details about what's in it for you.