So I’m meeting this girl at the end of May. Convo is very sexually charged with tons of innuendo and double entendres. I decided to mess with her head a little in a playful manner and said that I have a surprise for her. Mind you, this is the first time we will be meeting IRL. I did this to get her mental hamster wheel spinning bc I know women love mystery and intrigue.

Needless to say, I do not have a surprise planned.

Suggestions? No option is too weird or outlandish- lay it on me.