Saw a girl out at the bar with a nose ring yesterday. I go up to her, and give her a backhanded tap on the shoulder and say "Hey! You've got something on your nose!" "What, you mean my nose ring?" "A nose ring? Phew, I thought that was a booger" "OMG" giggles "I figured you looked more composed than to have a booger there, it threw me off..."

She was a friend's target and I ejected shortly thereafter, but she was absolutely eating my shit up for the few minutes I stayed to chat. Classic neg that teases her and allowed me to kind of toss in a backhanded compliment at the end. I came up with it on the fly but will be using this on pierced girls in the future. Kickass.