So me and a couple of friends we're talking about picking up women with the "be-an-ass-hole-technuiqe" and I thought: Hey, I got an account on a dating site, Let's give it a go.
This is the results:
This is translated so there maybe some weird sentences
eahrniee: Is'nt it a little slutty to have Victoria's secret as a hobby?
Girl: Hahaha no?
eahrniee : Well, if it's not slutty then what is it?
Girl: Hahah a hobby is a hobby, why would it be slutty because I like a special brand of underwear that also makes perfumes and creams?
eahrniee: Wait a second, so you think that "creams" counts as a hobby, are you stupid?
Girl: Hahaha probably !?! It was listed as a hobby so what else would it be? May I ask what kind of attentionwhore you are?
eahrniee: Ouch, did I hit a sore spot?
Girl: Hahah no but you seem to have no life when you start a discussion about a subject you have nothing to do with and with someone you don't know? May I as why you do that?
eahrniee: Wow, Be carefull so that you dont boil yourself to death with anger. Maybe I find people who doesn't know what a hobby is interesting?
Girl: Hahaha, the thing is that I ain't even angry cutie hahahaha, so you thing drinking is a hobby? What's wrong with me having a hobby about something that I find interesting?
eahrniee: Drinking is a legit hobby, creams on the other hand... Is not.
Girl: Hahah why not? U angry scary man..
eahrniee: Cuz creams are creams, you can't have a interesting comversation about creams.
Girl: Hahah now I just feel sorry for you hun
eahrniee: Are you starting to get feelings for me? You don't even know me.
Girl: Yeah, your kinda cute
eahrniee: Are you flirting with me?
Girl: Oh yeah
eahrniee: Except your weird hobbies I find you okey.
Girl: Are you hitting on me now?
eahrniee: Am I supposed to?
Girl: I don't know, depends on what you want.
eahrniee: What do you think I'm doing on this site?
Girl: I don't know
eahrniee: This conversation is going no where, are you allways this boring?
Girl: Hahaha no, but if you were coming on to me you opener was horrible.
eahrniee: Are you judging guys from the first thing they say?
Girl: Hihi no, the important thing is to catch atention
eahrniee: Okey, is this one any better: Hi, wanna come and live in my basement?
Girl: Now we're talking
eahrniee: So tell me, why I would want you in my basement?
Girl: Because I have a brand as a hobby.
eahrniee: Are you making fun of me woman?
Girl: Hahah, no I'm a nice girl
eahrniee: You got any prof of that?
Girl: Hihi, you don't trust me??
eahrniee: Not even a little, miss "Cream-as-a-hobby"
Girl: Hahahaha Maybe you should Mr "Drinking is a hobby"..
eahrniee: Mmm, why would a heavy drinker like me trust such a naughty girl?
Girl: Hihi, cuz I look reliable
eahrniee: Can't say no to that, but that's just the outside. There is probably a dangerous sex-offender hiding inside that reliable exterior.
Girl: Hahah if you only knew!
eahrniee: And if I want to know?
Girl: I'm a real sex-offender, you should watch your self
eahrniee: Pfft, I don't think you can dominate me, so I'm not that scared.
Girl: Hey, I could easily dominate you
eahrniee: prove it you son of a bitch!
Girl: I'm up for it
eahrniee: you free this week?
Girl: Hihi, yes I am
eahrniee: Good, give me your number so we can set a date
Girl: Oh really?
eahrniee: yeah, if your up for it.
Girl: Maybe I am, 5###########6
So this conversation was going on for about on hour and after I got her number I texted her, just standard flirty texts.
Right now there's only sexting and I think that she'll bail at the last second if we decide to meet, but it's still fun ass hell to text with her and getting the respons I want from her when I tell her certain things.
You guys got any thoughts you wanna share on how to move forward with this girl, tips or maybe you've had a similar experince?
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