I need some advanced nouning techniques, and not only that what do I do after? Especially closing the deal. Last night, technically this morning, I was hanging out with my sister (she’s at least a 9 out of 10) and her hot friends (anywhere between 8 and 9.5). It was pretty bad ass considering it was a sausage fest at the club we were in (30% women all 7 to 10 and 70% guys). I noticed a lot of looks from guys and chicks in club, but the looks where like how did you get those 5 hot chicks? Nothing happened in there since of course all of them have boyfriends… Anyway, I decided to go home and ran into 4 drunk young women (two 17 and two 18 years olds) on my 50 minute bus ride home. BTW, I’m in Germany so taking the night bus home after partying is not only a good way to get home drunk cheap, but also meet people, and the age of consent is 14 (yes, 14). I did the best I could keep them laughing and flirting with all of them while seeming disinterested at the same time :). But I could tell as time went on my interest was slowly dwindling. Obviously I couldn’t leave since I was on the bus. At the end I asked one of the four chicks for her number after telling them it was fun hanging out with them and talking about penises and other stupid shit we were talking and laughing about. I told her (not asked) to give me her number, but she didn’t know it. Neither did any of her friends know their numbers. ( I know… what the fuck. In my opinion I was pretty cool guy having a lot of fun, but then again I was shit faced.) In the end I ended writing my number on one of the chick’s arms. Will they call me? I don’t care. How could I have handled that situation better? I only recently learned about nouning. In case you do not know what that is it’s when you only take the noun of what one of them say and continue the conversation on that. I not only did that very well for the first time, but I did it in a way that made the conversion funny. Well who knows if it was funny since we were all drunk, but we all laughed :).

I’ll reiterate my points.

Should I have asked for a number sooner? I think I was at my peak around the 15 to 20 minute mark of the 50 minute bus ride. I don’t think I was a complete donk later, but I definitely was getting less laughs. Although, I'm still shit faced as I’m writing this, I feel really proud of myself. I actually did it. I was the coolest mother fucker on the bus, handling four pretty good looking chicks. While guys in the front and middle of bus sat quietly and embraced my aura.

I need advanced nouning techniques.

How to close the deal, when you can’t leave?

Also, any other advice you guys and gals can provide.

Thanks.