So, when women approach, they won't always be as direct as men. Sometimes they are, but often are not.

The MOST likely type of subtle approach is for the woman to disguise her approach as an "accident." For example:

  1. she will dance backwards (often inching backwards slooooowly, to avoid detection), until she "accidentally" bumps into you. If she moves too quickly, she could easily set off one of her girlfriends' cockblock detectors, leading to a hand around her waist, ushering her back into the "circle."
  2. she will invade your body space at the bar, pressing her tits into you. Typically, she will not make eye contact. As if to say, "hey, it's really crowded here and I'm just trying to get my drink!"
  3. she will touch you passing by, but will linger, even if only for a split second or second.
  4. she will "stumble" and "accidentally" fall into your arms. How could anyone manage to walk into stiletto heels after all? Especially after they've been drinking all night.
  5. she will pass in front of you over and over and over again. She may or may not bump into you but she is hoping you grab her or stop her and talk to her.
  6. she will dance in front of you and flail her arms and hands about in such a manner as to "accidentally" graze sensitive body parts.
  7. If you are near the bar, she will lean on the bar, so her ass is resting on yours. For a long time.
  8. She will dance in front of you, and toss her hair in your face.
  9. She will dance in front of you, twirl around and stop and stare.
  10. She will talk to every guy standing in your vicinity, but NOT to you. Although she will probably stare at some point.

If any of the above happens TWICE in one night, you are likely the most important/coolest/hottest guy in the bar or club or room. OK, reading through the list again, some of those approaches are not so subtle lol.

Feel free to add any other pointers!