Setting the scene, been talking to this girl I know for about a year know, and after these tips and shuch, I tried it out.

We were at a party at her house, just having a laugh, drinking some, and having a good time with mates. Talked to her a bit, but I didn't really want to interest her, cause I'd have to turn her down later.

We all go home, I check facebook one more time, and she starts chatting with me. So I decide, fuck it, I'm kinda drunk already, so I can always blame it on that. YES I DO KNOW THIS IS WAY EASIER VIA CHAT. We'll call her Ann.

Ann: Wow, on facebook after my party, I thought you'd go straight to bed.

Me: Well, I'v got nothing better to do at the moment, but you, I thought you would be sleeping before even laying down on your bed.

Ann: Haha, its not that bad, dont worry. So, what you up to tomorrow?

Me: Typical work, you're probably gonna do nothing as you have vacation.

Ann: Only some cleaning up from the party, and cooking.

Me: I love to cook, although I'm bad at it

We going on about the cooking subject, what I can and cannot cook, so on, soforth. When she suddenly says:

Ann: You gonna cook for me sometime?

Now I know its on, and she wants to do something with me, but I try to push my luck a tad more.

Me: Depends on what you can offer me.

Ann: What I can offer you? Sounds kind of extreme.

Me: Cause I'm like that.

Ann: Look at you, thoughboy.

Here I continue to say nothing, and let her start the conversation again.

Ann: Now I'm curious, what do you believe I should offer you?

Me: What do YOU think?

Ann: Ehm, I have no idea.

I love those backfire questions!

Me: Ok, then we're calling it off, I'm not cooking for you.

Ann: You douche, you're mean.

Me: You getting angry on ME now? You're the one that said I had to cook for you with nothing in return.

Ann: Yes, I am mad.

Me: Good, I like you even better that way.

Ann: You really dont.

Me: I don't believe you, show me.

Here she tries to make up something, how she can show me, she decides to try and take a picture, and fails miserably.

Ann: Ok, I can't do it right now, but I can assure you, once you get here, you're gonna have a bad time ;)

And that is how I pulled it off, just by being abit douchy, interested about a, sort of hobby of mine, cooking and the, in my opinion epic backfire question, and then just calling it all off.

Thank you, Seddit.

Edit: formatting, and some english mistakes, not my first language so yeah.