1st and last approach of the night: Approached a fairly pretty girl with ''Are you checking your tinder?'' as she was scanning her phone. It's a bit of a hit-and-miss opener, but I tend to always go with it in that situation. I got luck and even though she had a boyfriend, she was one of those rare FRIENDLY UK girls and straight away she was like ''I'm with 2 hot single girls tonight, though. They'll be here in a sec''. And she wasn't kidding. Up stepped a hot blonde Margot Robbie type girl, and a girl who looked like porn star ''Bonnie Rotten'' complete with tattoos.

It was a perfect start but the only wingman I had left was my weirdest friend! Sad He was making the girls feel a bit weird with his manner and I was working double time to try to keep ALL of them happy. The girl I approached then bought us all shots whilst I flirted with her 2 hot friends. My wing is now pestering me to give him more money as he has none and wants more drinks (i've already bought him tonnes of drinks) and I don't want to queue up for ages and lose the girls and I tell him 'no' and he just carries on asking me every 4 minutes. He's killing my vibe a bit. Luckily he fukks off and i'm with the girls again, but I'm having to think of new ways to spark up convo each time and am getting the vibe now that they are slightly trying to get away and i'm chasing, but then I'm trying to be more persistent.

I 'open' again and me and the blonde are sitting down. I'm commenting on her friends tattoos and use that as an excuse to rub her arms and tell her she should get my name on her wrist. Then I say something to really 'spike' her emotions and she laughs loud and hits me on the arm school year style.

I sexualise it a bit more and then kinda go in for the kiss. She rejects it and moves her head and is like ''You gotta work harder than that. I'm not that kind of girl''. I tell her i'm not that kind of girl either, she laughes, and I carry on gaming her.

After 20 mins we're standing up, dancing, and I go in for the kiss again and she's receptive. And she's a great kisser. She tells me i'm a good kisser and I say ''thanks. I've had lots of practice. I've kissed over 2 girls'' and she laughs out loud. We are flirting and kissing, but she's still playing hard ball about letting me go back with her and at one point she basically walks off and I think i've lost her, but I bump into her again shortly after.

She lives close to me, but her 2 friends are visting from another city and so I had to somehow get back to her place, but I just could't make it happen. We actually all shared a cab, but when we got back to her place, she was super drunk, and I just couldn't get my way in their place.

In hindsight I should have used the 'use your bathroom' excuse, or maybe even tried it on with tattoo girl as I was feeling some pretty strong IOI's from her by this point.

No dice, though. She was very hot, though. Got her number and we text a little this morning, but I don't expect to see her again.