I'm always on the lookout for new, good answers to the "what do you do/where do you work?" question that comes up. (I never ask girls what they do because honestly I don't give a fuck.)

Please, save the "garbage man" or "janitor" stuff because it's not original and it certainly wouldn't work with the caliber HB's I like to run this game on.

I'll get things started with one:

HB: "So, what do you do?"

Me: "Bartender." (You can usually see them get excited at the prospect of having a bartender friend)

HB: "Oh, really--where at??"

Without breaking eye contact or missing a beat, usually with a small grin

Me: (Insert the name of your "best" local strip club).

When they know the place this always gets "Nuh UH!", laughter, a lot of female kino (fino?) and it opens up a ton of other conversation possibilities.

Bring'em bitches.

(Edit, fixed typo)