So I'm in Speech Class, yadayada and there's a group giving their presentation on nonverbal communication.

The hot chick, who've I've never even acknowledged (I'm reading through approach anxiety + Savoy's book right now), begins to say something like this:

Hot Chick is standing at the podium in front of the class and I'm all the way in the back.

"Standing 15 feet away is a distance best used for public speaking"

She walks down the isle towards me and stops half way through.

"Around 7.5 feet away may be for stopping strangers" (or some bullshit like that forgive me, she was wearing jean shorts)

She moves towards my desk in the back of the room.

"2-4 feet is reserved for friends."

She gets right up close and personal to me and places a hand on my shoulder.

"1-2 inches or less is reserved for more intimate encounters."

I play it off and act 10x more awkward than I am and I get a good laugh out of the class.

I didn't read too much into this, but either way I think it's funny.

I never expected my life to become straight to dvd comedy.