hello fellow virgins

before i sell you my amazing $7 ebook let me first share with you my amazing lifehack

TAKE A DANCING CLASS

let's go through all the ways there are to meet women:

  • stand awkwardly at a bar / club with your friends (if you have any, i don't) with an $11 beer, hoping to talk to a girl at some point

  • go to the beach / music festival / whatever and walk around trying to talk to a girl

  • stand on the street and stop random women, try to get their numbers (bonus points if you record it and upload it here)

  • furiously swipe on every dating app known to man and try to get a conversation with a girl

  • if you happen to be in college, talk to girls in your classes (lol I majored in stem, no girls to be found, fml)

(am I forgetting anything?)

Introducing my latest great idea: a dancing class

consider for a moment the premise: instead of tactically sneaking your hand on a girls shoulder in a cringey attempt to "kino", girls will LITERALLY SHOW UP with the SOLE INTENTION of guys like you PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON THEM (not in a creepy way pls), and dancing sensually to music.

pros of dancing class:

  • literally a line of women that you cycle through and can chat with / dance with / goof around with -- it's like tinder irl but they all swiped right

  • you get an extra hobby so when people ask "what do you like to do?" the answer isn't "reddit and videogames"

  • it's fun lol

  • become slightly less clumsy and awkward and gain the ability to be "suave"

  • it's a decent workout, you're not going to be arnold but you'll work up a sweat

cons of dancing class:

  • less time to spend on reddit selling your ebook on how to meet girls

  • have to ask mommy for $20 to pay for it

  • ??? idk i'm sure you'll think of something in the comments

i think i've literally been on tinder since like 2014, and in one month of dancing class I've chatted with more girls than all of tinder / cupcake meets fuckface / bumble combined (maybe I'm bad at online dating, idk)

seriously, after reading all the books and the blog posts and the FRs and the youtube videos and working on my inner game and my outer game and my upside down game and buying new clothes and a personal trainer and whatever else ... dancing class is a hilariously easy way to have a good time, meet a bunch of nice girls, make friends, and generally goof around with the chance of actually getting a gf or something

summary:

1: get off reddit

2: go to dance class

FAQ:

Q: "but i dont know where a dance class is"

A: if you happen to be in college, 99% there's a bunch of dancing classes offered. join one. if you are out of college and (hopefully) have a job, google around for stuff in your area. there's like 5 near me, i literally don't have time to go to all of them (too busy writing my ebook). if you're in high school, maybe join the cheerleading squad or something? i don't remember high school very well

Q: "im bad at dancing"

A: so am i, you get better

Q: "i don't have time, too busy watching vine compilations"

A: fair point, never mind

anyway that concludes my post, don't forget to buy my ebook at www.beardmasculinedragonseducationlairgameofthronesbigdickricky.com