Talking to HB8 via text, trying to hook up:

Me: Library boring you yet? HB8: I locked myself in my bedroom instead lol Me: Sounds lonely. You should lock me in there too while youre at it HB8: Haha and how would I get any work done if I did that? Me: Who said anything about getting work done hmm? HB8: Ok you can come over and distract me if you miracously figure out how I can finish my 10 page paper. Me: Ive been known to do some pretty miraculous things in my day. Hope youre ready HB8: I'll be waiting

I come by her place in 10 minutes. She cant believe I showed up and says she was kidding. Sure didnt sound like it to me. This is flirting gone horribly wrong. Needless to say, no hook up. Next time when she "invites" me over I'm going to double check whether she's kidding.