Alright seddit, i just want to post a sample of my text game for review/critisism. back story: i went out last night, had a fucking blast and even got a kclose/#close combo plus roughly an hour of griding on the dance floor. tonight i was on the fence about going out. read seddit for awhile which gave me a boost and headed downtown. completely dead. disheartened i headed back to the house and was settling down for the night when i decided to text an old FB. this is what ensued:

Me:the fuck! i went to the [cafe] and you werent there what has this world come to?

Her: i was there i left. i went home. stupid day job

Me:fuckin a fuckin b and fuckin c!

what about d? Her: lol sorry sugar

Me: tongiht was alet down

went to [bar], no one was around went to the [cafe], no panda (her), tried to get a quick jack off and ripped my dick skin off just has not been my day

Her: unless it's fetish night sunday nights are dead, and WHAT THE FUCK??? IT'S CALLLED LOTION!!!!!!!

Me: i made a fleshlight with dish sponges, BRILLO ON THE INSIDE!!!

Her: facepalm

Me: IM INSANE Like that

Her: i knows. lol. you crazy!

Me: and you missed me lookin hella sexy tonight

Her: meh. lol ;)

Me: i was practicly radiating alpha male, too bad it was all for naught

Her: trust me today johnny depp could walk by and i probably wouln't have even noticed. lol. but i'm sure you looked scrumptious!

Me: good call on the johny dep. cause [my name]=instagasm

Her: lol

Me: the kind your momma warned you about

Her: my mom just says "no more felons please"

Me: initial thoughts: thats beacuse she doesnt want you hookin up with your daddy. but thats just not right so, lemme process

Her: lol.

Me: good thing ive only committed mis demeanors

Her: hahaha but there's somthing sexy about felonies, alcoholic single fathers with severe mommy issues and no jobs

Me: mmm your getting me wet

Her: you'd think that's really specific but i keep finding them. and based on what you did to your penis you shouldn't try and get wet... lol

Me: it helps and you only live once right? unless your a buddhist i guess, those karma whores

Her: haha i'm so tired and i have to be up in about six hours, my back is killing me so it's hard to sleep

Me: well you could come over here and get 4 hours of sleep

Her: why mr. [my name]... i'm sure that was said with the most noble of intentions

Me: if by noble intentions you mean making me breakfast in the morning thens yes, yes it was

Her: my cooking may poison you... i'm slightly awful at it. i did learn that the smoke alarm is not a timer.

Me: its not!?

Her: also when the stove is on fire turn it off and then put out flames... oops

Me: when the kitchens a-kritchin, dont come a bitchen

Her: lol. i'm going to bed. perhaps i'll come over barely sleep and make breakfast another night lol

Me: what u mean "perhaps"

Her: i foresee sweet talking needing to be done on your part

Me: what you think ive been doing! BEEOTCH!?

Her: i know. i'm not just gonna give you what you want so easily:D

Me: but breakfast is an essential start to your morniing! surely you would not deprive me of something so necessary?

Her: you're a dork. good night [my name]. shoot me a text some time this week.

Me: xoxox

Her: night sexy

even though i didnt get my dick wet overall i think i did really well. i hope to incorporate this kind of rapport in my actual game, but it may prove difficult on a few different factors. 1. i know and have had carnal relations with this girl before. B. texting allows you to say some things with impunity (normally im a respectful guy and some of the push/pull techniques are distasteful to me) III. my usual set is a club/bar which allows little in the way of actual convo. but just analyzing this in just while writing this has given me some insight in how to improve myself.

Im curious as to what the veterans have to say.

P.S. I hope you like the reddit references i dropped in convo :p