[context: haven't seen chick in a while, been texting. Just made plans w/her.]

Me: Almost started to think you're a unicorn (figment of my imagination)

Her: I'm a unicorn? Why? O_o

M: Not a bad mystical animal to be. It's either that or Yeti.

H: I'm confused. Why am I a unicorn? What is a yeti???

H: Star Wars Yeti?

M: LOL! Unicorns because I haven't seen you in a while, started to think you're not real.

H: Oh!!

H: I see...

H: I like the unicorns from Harry Potter.

_ _ _ _ _ Fin. _ _ _ _ _ The conversation went on longer, but thought this was one of the funnier text sequences I've had in a while.