So I'm sitting at a local bar--the long kind--and three girls come sit next to us. One next to me is an 8 and married. College football is on tv (local rivalry) and she makes it clear her team is losing.

Seize the opening to trash talk her team, which leads to a five minute conversation. The former me would have tried to get to know her, but I just gave coy, flippant answers and asked her things like "what kind of a mom comes to a dive bar."

She turns away to chat with her friends and I notice another pack of guys making their play. I just stare at the tv. She finally turns back, touches my shoulder and apologizes for "abandoning me" my reply: I don't care what you do, I'm here to be with me. The old me would never have said that. Kino to shoulder, her leg brushes up against mine. I look up and stare directly into her eyes without blinking--bam she grabs my face and we start kissing.

Soon she's in my lap. Next she's making plans to bring me back to her hotel--where her kids and husband are staying. She gives her friends the slip, we hop a cab, check in to a different room and the rest is hitory

Tl;dr never practiced, used what I've read here, and slept with a married woman in the same hotel as her husband