Tinder App

thewordofmouse · 2013-08-07T14:16:13+00:00

Can a mod make an effort to put this in the FAQ so we can just send tinder questions there?

The first step is to get your mindset in the right place: you need to think of this as online-speed-dating.

How to win on tinder:

Have attractive photos that girls will click 'yes' on... If you're not attractive, start hitting the gym and get a nice body, do a pre-contest carb-depletion for 10 days, and take some Calvin Klein Model pictures. Actually though - this is a shallow app. This will increase your chances immensely. Hit up r/bodybuilding for more advice there.
Have photos doing interesting things that will make girls want to be involved in your life
Start your conversation with "oh hey there" and come up with some excuse to move them to text like "this Tinder app is killing my battery and I need to video myself jumping out of an airplane soon, text me 555-555-5555" if they don't text you... fuck it, on to the next one.
Sexualize everything. Seriously. Be your 14 year old self and find a way to pull sexual jokes out of simple shit. The easiest way to do this is upon the first night of texting, when saying goodnight, just say "try to keep it PG with the dreams of me"

The general idea here is the same as any other aspect of seduction. Become a better version of yourself and the rest will follow. My tinder photos include a couple shameless bodybuilding poses, pictures of me parachuting, and some old photos of me in the Swiss Army. If you haven't done anything interesting, don't expect people to take interest in you after flipping through 4 photos of your boring life.

Those 4 photos make or break you. Do something fucking cool and worthwhile with them. Once you get the match, it's just text game, which is mad simple.

Tinder, to me, is just concrete evidence of the abundance that we are in. There are beautiful women everywhere. Have fun.

ferribitch · 2013-08-07T13:30:14+00:00

There have been like 4 fuckin' posts in the last week on it. Look I know we all want an easy pick up fix, but Tinder (and pretty much most online dating) doesn't work very efficiently. Cute girls are always overwhelmed with messages and always have the upper hand. You have to be:

A. Attractive B. Unique

That's it. If you're one, but not the other, tough shit. The app is intended to be a shallow self esteem booster. Reading into it more is stupid because if you're not those, you won't get anywhere, and if you are, well shit, you're qualified enough to go outside and meet real people.

Sorry to come off probably like a huge asshole, but really, take this online dating bullshit to /r/okcupid. This is NOT what seddit is about.

Title	Tinder App
Author	ferribitch
Upvotes	0
Comments	4
Date	August 7, 2013 10:28 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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