Tips on seducing my stepsister?

ladsbeforeslags · 2019-12-31T04:51:35+00:00

I've studied a lot of porn. What you want to do is disconnect the dryer. Next time she got to do a load of laundry she'll call you for help. Ask her to check the lint trap and when she bends over in front of you put your penis in her but you have to hold frame afterwards and tell her that it's okay because you no one will find out

Pandaman0110 · 2019-12-31T04:52:24+00:00

Jesus christ cringe

derekislegend · 2019-12-31T04:52:15+00:00

....you want people to help you commit incest?

2019-12-31T05:02:12+00:00

Consider laying off the porn for a while...

SDW137 · 2019-12-31T05:04:56+00:00

I'm just going to assume that this is a troll. But are you from Alabama by any chance?

HappiCow69 · 2019-12-31T05:23:54+00:00

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE

Pyro-Byrns · 2019-12-31T04:49:37+00:00

Hon, don't ever get your advice from porn videos. They're so far from reality. I have no further advice, just wanted to caution you.

maxwe11 · 2019-12-31T04:56:48+00:00

I suggest waiting until she is nearly asleep and then walking in fully erect (make sure you're not wearing pants), and saying something like 'well, seems like we both need some help, because we're related and I watch a bunch of porn and know we should make weird incest love.'

Should work perfectly.

quinnmcd · 2019-12-31T14:04:28+00:00

this post had to be taken down because it appears to be focused on a specific situation or person.

Any posts about a specific situational advice with a specific person should be directed to /r/askSeddit. (Note that is askSEDDIT, not askREDDIT.)

Title	Tips on seducing my stepsister?
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Upvotes	0
Comments	13
Date	December 31, 2019 4:47 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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