We all went to a pub, a pretty common spot for my age group to get fucked up on a Monday night. As my mates dropped off like flies it was just me and my mate Dylan. We both have a passion to get to 3rd bass like you all here. So we decided to talk to girls before we throw in the towel and head home for the night!

We see these girls out side of the toilets, head in there phones and not talking to anyone. I tell my mate to head over and he walks over nervously. He than says to them “you guys are pretty antisocial with you heads in your phones” I over heard and I immediately knew that was not the way to approach a group. They blew him off hard and I mean fucking hard! I explained to him that’s not how you start a conversation.

Than we are sitting there talking about how we can talk to some girls. We see two girls sitting looking rather bored 1 girl head in her phone and the other day dreaming. I said Rock Paper Scissors. Looser approaches first round draw second round draw third round I win (jackpot I don’t need to think of something to approach with) he walks over and starts talking to them.

I head over after a minute or so of them talking. I pull my seat over to the girl who has her head in her phone. I say hey to her no response and I straight away think “what a stuck up bitch”. I cough to make my voice clear and I say hello again she pauses for a second and looks at me I was gob smacked by the shear beauty of this girl sitting in front of me. We start talking mainly small talk as I’m still trying to wingman my friend.

They than head to the toilet which left me and my friend not sure were to go. We decided to stay and set a timer since if they didn’t return we were just gonna go and approach other girls. Although to our surprise they came back to us.

Us unsure of where to go from this point decide let’s get a drink and go out side where it’s a little quieter. We buy our drinks and head outside and start talking. The girl I’m taking to had her head out of her phone and is pretty engaged. I try to keep the conversation flirtatious and engaging. I put my arm around her and she doesn’t push me off so I was Charlie sheen winning. My friend on the other hand wasn’t so lucky he was struggling to put moves on her

They say to us hey we are gonna go to the toilets again which we thought for sure was a reason for them to leave. We waited a while than decided to go for a piss when we than bumped into them waiting for a drink at the bar. They engaged with us but I walked to the toilets still since I don’t want them believing that we were looking for them. We finished having a piss than..

We came back and started dancing with them. After about 15 minutes we were kinda over it and seconded to get there snapchats and went home.

For my first night out I don’t think I did two bad leg me know if I messed up anything