So, a friend of mine in charge of promoting a local MMA competition has asked me (I'm a veteran involved with a local veterans' honor guard group) to present the US flag during the national anthem (in uniform). I'll be sitting next to the ring girls who carry around numbers or whatever they do. My promoter friend has offered to assign up to two of them to escort me around (not sure how serious that was)...

At any rate, what suggestions do you great masters have for me?

I'm probably a good decade an a half older than any of them (41), and am bald. Other than that they should consider themselves lucky to be in such close proximity to me and should be actively competing with each other for my attention.

They will already see my uniform and me looking like an utter badass carrying Old Glory. I suppose I shouldn't have to do anything else, but I expect they might think too highly of me and be afraid to approach and introduce themselves. What can I do to induce rampant snipe4fun lust?