Unethical Seduction Pro-Tip

Mitch Hedberg is the king of the one-liner, but women (especially 25 and younger) have no idea who he is and therefore you can “borrow” his material to make yourself sound hilarious.

I like to use

“You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".

I trim it down to make it 2 lines, but this is just an example.

The only rule is after you woo her you have to tell her about Mitch so he can get laid in heaven