As of right now, I have been experimenting with my Tinder game. My game ranges from success 90% of the time to a mere 60% success rate. So far, this new approach has garnered me numbers and potential dates once this lockdown is over.

Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Girl: Yeah

Me: Are you a communist? Because I’d like to seize your means of production.

Girl: HAHAHAHA

Me: Well, I'm usually not on tinder so can I have your number or Instagram?

Girl: Yeah sure.

So what do you guys think?