Okay, so at the mall I was walking by, I felt nice. I see this girl at a kiosk and I say to myself 'Oooo, white wife booty.'
I contemplate if I'm doing this and I'm like: "yeah, let's do it."
So, I walk to the side of the kiosk, right.
I pick up a dog speaker and I ask her: 'Hey, do you think this is a good gift for my little sister?'
Before she could reply, the guy who worked the kiosk loudly said : 'Hey, she doesn't work here, I do.' I didn't even really look at him and said : 'okay' and kept my eyes on her. He didn't interfere any further.
She smiled asked me how old my sister was: I told her, 'eh, bout your age.'
She just kept smiling and I said : 'I'm John.'
She told me her name, I forgot what it was.
I asked her what she did for fun, she sort of just stammered there for a minute, her friend walked by and said : 'oh, this is my best friend.' Her friend walked by but kept her distance. (Apparently, I get a lot more respect when I wear Calvin Klein or expensive boots. . . Noted?)
She's smiling, looking down and back at me the entire time
She's messing with her hair, her friend walked by and she said hey to her friend and her friend kept her distance, good signs.
So I pressed again what she did for fun, she told me she listened to music, this rapper or something? I asked her if she'd play some of it for me. I played a bit, but I really didn't like the guy.
(Thinking back, I should have asked her what she thought of the music I had on mine or asked her why she liked the rapper she played.)
So, she just sort of kept stammering and this wasn't going anywhere.
Before you judge what's ahead, I think a lot of you need to understand why I made this choice( Because a lot of people think going into my post history and looking for dirt is normal behavior ): I've had good conversations with a lot of females for the past 3 months, but they usually ended in "I have a boyfriend" or "I'm good" and really, it was kind of starting to piss me off. So, I wanted to try something new.
So , I said 'fuck' it and I went nuclear.
'So, if you and me had mind blowing sex, what would you do.'
She went :'ummm, idduno. That's weird' and I said :'you're weird.' jokingly
She just said : 'okay' This whole interaction wasn't fun anymore, so I just said :'alright, well I'm gonna go, nice meeting you.'
and left.
What could I have done differently to close?
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