While i've come to realize that openers don't really matter, and that as long as you say something with conviction and confidence you're good; it still doesn't mean I enjoy using them! What are some of yours?

Here's a few of my go-to openers / comments that I use regularly. I do not claim that any of these are original, they are just my favorites.

1) (For girls that know they are extremely hot) "Hey, you know I think most guys would be too intimidated to come up and talk to you. I'm not, i've dated hotter so we can be great friends ;)"

after she makes any remark (usually a laugh) "Actually, i'm too cute to just be you're friend ;) " then just go from there

2) (for girls that are busy at work, or someone that you have very little time to get a number grab) Go up to her and look her in the face with confidence and say "Hey! Do you like sushi? =] "(Almost every girl will say yes) then you say "Alright well i'm going to take you, give me your number"

3) When you're with your friend, or approaching a group of women "Hey, i'm running for president in 2016, can I count on your support?" Then just joke around how you're an addopted kennedy and you're just meeting the locals to get your name out there.

4) When you want to number close, and have something to funnily remark on in the follow up text. Tell her this "Hey, I'd really like to set up a evening where we could grab some drinks together, but I fight crime as a vigilante at night time so im super busy =) Lemme get you're number though, the 'partner in crime' spot might be opening soon' " Once you've closed, message her and say "Hey, it's blah blah, the crime fighter, what's your fav color so I can make us a matching uniforms?" go on about how ur color is black and ur a better looking batman, and make up a name for her based on her color choice.

5) Go up to a girl, and tell her that you left your phone in ur friends car and you really need to call him so he knows where to drop it off to you. Once she aggrees, you call your phone, your phone rings in ur pocket, you take it out and say "oh, thats weird. I'll call you later ;)"

6) In the middle of a text, or randomly, tell a girl "You're so busted. or oh btw, you're so busted! for second sentence. When she asks "Why?!" then you tell her "I totally caught you creeping in my bushes, peeping through my window. I hope you didn't snap a picture of me flexing in the mirror, so embarrassing!"

7) Heres a funny random message.

I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept it in for a while but I think it's finally time I be straight up and just confront you, I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don't see any other way I could get over this. It just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is... I just want your honest opinion... are you a coke or pepsi girl?

Enjoy! Most of you prolly don't need to use them, but I love em'