Yesterday I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the train. She comes to me, asks me "Can I?" while indicating the free spot in front of me. I say "Certainly". Than she sits and I don't say a word to her for the whole 40mins trip.

It wasn't even that embarrassing because there were other people and I even had things to do while on the train, but still...

Oh and it's not like I hadn't plenty of excuses to start a conversation. In fact, after she put her sunglasses on, she really resembled an actress I saw, not so famous to have been pointed out by a lot of guys before, but still famous to appear on some TV shows...

/r/roastme, reddit. I deserve it.