I love to party. I go to every one I get invited to. Go figure, I know tons of acquaintances I turn up with but there are five guys that cone before all of that. Most of my friends struggling, since I landed this job I make more than I need, so usually when I show up to the party I bring the bottles, the bud the blow the molly etc.

These guys had my back when I was out on the street homeless that's not what the story of about.

We show up make our rounds say what's up to everyone and OK who's running table. I grab a couch and star rolling, chopping, all that shit and without fail a few of these girls with roll up OMG HEY 4benny2lava0 how have you been and proceed to spend the next fifteen minutes acting like they genuinely give a shit about my week and like they didn't realize the felony possession charge on the table.

I usually stay aloof, continue rolling blunts and getting lines ready for when it's time to get on table.

The first thing that is an interesting sight is when someone who has frequented the same parties as myself rolls up takes a few lines, smokes with me and heads back to what they were doing.

It always follows up with of I'd these girls asking is the powder on the table is mine (holy shit have I been manipulating the wrong person this whole time?) Dumb bitches showing their hand

After that the look on their faces change when they realized its the same domain as the bowl of chips next to it.

Now they want to avoid looking like they were only talking to me to try and score some free drugs so they continue talking to me and whoever I'm around at the time. Sometimes they offer a nominal amount if money. (Keep your boyfriends money you will need it to buy cigarettes later tonight) you blew 40$ worth of my shit, I don't want your fucking 5$ Drop the damn charade already everyone knows why you are even talking to me.

It really throws women off when they realize they have absolutely nothing we want.

One thing I like to do when I run into one of those (the worst offenders, the pros at manipulating men, in like ok let's get high.

They can't say no, they won't until they can't do anymore. I guess there is something about when they realize they got now than they bargained for.

About a year and a half ago one of these girls came up, same routine. I did the same routine. She turned out to be funny as fuck, turned out she was genuine (let's not forget awalt) she comes out with "you know I mainly came over here to get high for free" as she passed the bong back my way.

That earned some serious points for her. There nothing wrong with being a woman, difference is she had the stones to own up to it.

Over the time we have known each other she has shown me a lot about women's manipulative behavior. She supports me going my own way. She builds herself, improves herself, she holds down her job and pays her own way. She will even fight me to go halves on what ever we are doing on a given night.

She is one in hundreds which shows me the necessity of going my own way, and I I can honestly say there was a time when this 20 year old girl was more of a man than I was.