I'm a teacher of a weekly language course, and as such every week I meet tonnes of hot young available women. I'm young, reasonably good looking. (Floating around an 8, 9 on an exceptional day (definitely made it into the lucky 20% group) and reasonably charming. (Learnt that through my craft.) Every friday, the girls start asking me if I will go out with them, "come onnnnnn" they say, they really want me out with them. And I almost always reject their invites. Then they invariably neg/shit test me. They say I'm boring or a party pooper, or some similar slur. And I just (fake) laugh and say "Yeah! that's what it is!"

If our conversation were honest, it would probably go like this:

girls: come out

me: no thanks

girls: why not?

me: you can't offer me anything I want, at least not at the price I'm willing to pay for it.

girls: what do you mean?

me: I want to fuck you, almost all of you, I want to enjoy the flirting and the sexual innuendos and jokes, I want to dance sexy with you for a little bit, but at the end of the day, I just want to fuck you. If I wanted to do anything else with you, I would ask you, and it wouldn't be at a party. And yes sure there is the potential to fuck one of you tonight, iiiiiffffff I play my cards right, but it's always at your behest. First I must jump through a bunch of hoops which means, being the funny one, being the leader, holding out throughout the (mostly boring) night while passing a multitude of shit tests along the way, I still have to pick only one girl, because the ingroup preference is strong among women, and if I display interest towards multiple, they'll all turn their heads. So I have to choose right and even then still possibly watch you walk off with someone with a higher SMV who might pass by that night. Or suffer the flaky change of heart, which is all too common when you have unlimited dick on tap. Frankly, your pussy is not worth the asking price. So I'm out. For only 50 of my currency (not much more than a night out) I can call up a friend, fuck her in the next 15 minutes, and she will suck my dick like my testicles are two oxygen tanks and we're floating in space. (thank fuck for the sexual free market place, counteracting the overpriced nature of pussy since the beginning of time). Now, given this is the situation... Would you, as me, bother coming out?

girls: you're disgusting, you're mean, you're a pig, you're a misogynist, e.t.c. whatever.

The beautiful irony of our society is that while I will get shot down for being honest, I want nothing different from what the girls want, which is to use the other person for my own benefit.