So, today is my first week at a new college and it I'm looking forward to the semester. I took a couple years off of school after I graduated so I haven't been around my peers for a while.

Honestly, I was looking forward to being around pretty girls again. I've gained a lot of confidence and look a lot better since highschool so I was even considering giving that whole dating thing a go. Though to my dismay, girls are not as attractive as they used to be. In highschool, I remember having at least a couple hot girls in each class that were fantasy worthy. My campus however, most of the women fit into a category of fat, tattooed/pierced, dykish, or misshapen. What the fuck? >10% of the girls there are bangable, and my only standards are A:Don't be hideous B: Don't be lumpy.

Hell, it's almost only the women. +75% of the guys seem to be in decent shape. Being the introvert I am combined with the fact I'm not chad there's no way I'll be able to compete for the 5% of girls who aren't boner-killers. I'm now considering transferring again to a better college hoping that these fatties won't be able to afford to go to the place I'm thinking of.

These gluttons don't just make it easy for me to go my own way, they leave me with no other choice. I'd rather castrate myself than stick it in a fat chick.