Catch a semi-packed campus bus

See a dumb bitch with her bag in the seat while people are standing

Walk over, quickly slide her things on the floor and sit (almost on top of her)

I hear her start to bitch as I'm doing this, but I was too quick.

Dont say a word.

I hear a "hey…"

I can feel her staring at me and see her angry expression in my peripheral

"HEY…"

I turn and respond "sup" semi-aggressively

She softens her response. lets out a nervous chuckle.. "you're basically on top of me…"

I stare past her for a brief second, as if pondering her concern

then turn back around and plug in my earbuds

"dude- you know what.. okay"

It ended there.

Nothing spectacular.

No arguments.

No white knights.

Nothing…. pure harmony.

In retrospect, I should have farted since she tried kicking my foot as she got off.