So this story isn't recent at all. It happened back in 2011 approximately. But it is one I feel I should tell nonetheless as an inspiration of sorts.

I had a buddy who was younger than me who had wanted to meet up with this chick downtown so he could try and hook up with her. He asked me to come along to try and be a wingman of sorts, and that the girl was bringing a friend as well. I thought, "Sure, why not? Couldn't hurt. Maybe I'll get a chance with the other chick".

So I meet up with them all later that evening and started seeing immediately that these chicks weren't interested in either of us, but were simply trying to get free drinks. I saw this, but my buddy didn't. Afterwards, the girls wanted to go to a strip club and I knew right away this had to end. They weren't going to extortion me, much less my buddy.

So, we get there, and proceed to settle in. The girls wanted to get a private box. Once we walked them in, I told them we would be right back with some drinks. I told my buddy that we were bouncing, that these chicks were trying to take advantage, and then we both split. I, myself, felt pretty awesome and having abandoned these money suckers. My buddy and his wallet were especially relieved.

He thanked me and we walked back to my apartment and kicked it until his phone started going off. I knew it was the main ringleader of the two girls right away. He started receiving some very aggressive texts from this chick and I can't remember exactly what the content of them was, but I remember them being of an almost violent nature, and more or less saying she was going to get him for her being dissed. I told my buddy not to respond to her at all. Let her send those texts until she didn't bother anymore. She hassled him again for the rest of the night, until the next day it finally stopped.

We escaped victorious. But it didn't have to happen. If my buddy wasn't trying to be a white knight and get with this awful female, this wouldn't have happened to begin with. So, myself acting like a big brother, I had to step in and do something before my buddy got milked, or even myself.

For those of you chaps who have homies younger than you, do them a favor and look out for them and protect them when it comes to thots and their tricks. That is all. Hopefully you enjoyed this tale from long ago.