I'm 15, a freshman in high school Who's given up on relationships for a few months now. In English, we're reading Romeo and Juliet, which, to be blunt, is about a guy who gets depressed because he can't get laid and then kills himself when he loses his cum bucket.

Anyway, I went on to tell my teacher how their so called "love" is BS, and also stated a Rick and Morty quote that goes along the lines of "Love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard and fades slowly leaving you stranded in a failing marriage." Now my teacher tells me to send her an email when I do (I won't) find a person I "love", which of course will never happen cause screw relationships.