“I like to travel” - I must reinvent myself in new locations because I am a whore who destroys the men she bewitches and leaves misery in my wake. I will not be monogamous.

“Most of my friends are guys.” - Other women do not trust me around their boyfriends and husbands. I have experimented sexually with at least two of my friends and will continue to do so if I find my vagina needing. If we break up, I will fuck one of my friends straight away to restart my body and forget you.

“I know what I want.” - I am a volatile self serving cunt who uses confidence as a guise for narcissism. I will be utterly ruthless in any argument and will not accept defeat. Expect emotional and sexual terrorism. I will flirt with someone just enough to get you paranoid.