Finally somebody with balls

YonkoPat · 2020-01-15T00:15:55+00:00

The judge didn't deny it. So it's possible therefore all men who are getting a divorce should demand a trial by combat.

mikeysixpointsix · 2020-01-15T00:27:47+00:00

This is what I call a “pro gamer” move. Aka Hail Mary.

DashingWolf · 2020-01-15T01:17:05+00:00

Please, yes, thank you.

ResidentTruck · 2020-01-15T10:10:20+00:00

Some more gems from a Des Moines Register article about it:

Ostrom said the motion stemmed from his frustrations with his ex-wife's attorney, Matthew Hudson of Harlan.

"I think I've met Mr. Hudson's absurdity with my own absurdity," he said.

Ostrom, who said he plans to request the same mediation tactic for any other disputes that may arise in court, added that his ex-wife can choose her attorney as a "champion," or stand-in fighter.

Hudson filed a resistance to the trial by combat motion by first correcting Ostrom's spelling.

"Surely (Ostrom) meant 'corporeal' bodies which Merriam Webster defines as having, consisting of, or relating to, a physical material body," the attorney wrote. "Although (Ostrom) and potential combatant do have souls to be rended, they respectfully request that the court not order this done."

Hudson argued that because a duel could end in death, such ramifications likely outweigh those of property tax and custody issues.

"It should be noted that just because the U.S. and Iowa constitutions do not specifically prohibit battling another person with a deadly katana sword, it does prohibit a court sitting in equity from ordering same," Hudson wrote.

seathsoul69 · 2020-01-15T02:35:39+00:00

Imma get popcorns for this

Title	Finally somebody with balls
Author	Since16
Upvotes	28
Comments	6
Date	January 14, 2020 11:31 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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