S.O.S.

murwo · 2020-02-27T05:58:34+00:00

sad but true

graydoggames · 2020-02-27T06:53:50+00:00

Replace the island by any form of problem or trouble you might run into

Replace the "i have a boyfriend" with any fucking excuse you want. Change the yacht if needed but keep the idea of her going away.

You now have an accurate description of women.

mjr_awesome · 2020-02-27T12:58:19+00:00

This reminds me of the "preemptive turndowns" that some bitches have an annoying tendency to do. I was at the bar one time with some bros and wanted the bitch next to me to pass on some peanuts, but before I managed to get past the "Hey," the bitch said "sorry I'm waiting for someone" or something to that effect. I was like bitch I don't want to marry you, I just wanted you to pass on the fucking peanuts. She said sorry and started to reach for the god-damned peanuts, but at that point I just said fuck it and got them myself...

I guess bitches these days are no good for anything, even a task as simple as passing peanuts at bars.

humunguswot_1 · 2020-02-27T15:02:31+00:00

My favorite version of this was when I was on a bike ride and I saw a woman with a flat tire on the bike path and I asked if she needed help. "I have a boyfriend." Uhhhh, ok...do you want your flat tire fixed? I can show you how to do it; its really easy. "I'm calling my boyfriend to pick me up." Ok, but I can have you rolling in like 5 minutes. "I SAID I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

Me: "Bitch, well, I am married and I'm just offering to help fix your problem and get you riding."

Her: Oh, sorry....I thought.... I wouldn't mind if you could fix it

Me: Well, I am sure your boyfriend can do it when he comes.

VoxVirilis · 2020-02-27T16:01:39+00:00

When have you heard a woman apologize?

It should just say "I have a boyfriend!"

Title	S.O.S.
Author	flibbidy_floob
Upvotes	199
Comments	12
Date	February 27, 2020 4:36 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fa6oee/sos/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/sos.368824 https://theredarchive.com/post/368824

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