I stumbled upon this subreddit at the start of this week, and my intuition, although incomparable to the super-intuition of all females, leads me to believe it to be true.

I realize this journey will be a slow progression from a oneitis beta to plate spinning alpha, and I would like to record this journey for future BPlers considering the journey.

Part 1 - As I digest the required readings of the sidebar at the library of my college, sitting at a computer next to the private group study rooms, I can't help but to notice the hamsters controlling their betas and groups of orbiters. It's sad to see that I'm making these connections so quickly: how some of the hamsters are visibly showing signs of there deliberate shit tests, and how clueless some of the betas are, especially the beta whipped by what appears to be a 3 by my standards.