Recently, I have been responding to shit tests by not answering them but saying something like, "Wow I'm really in your head aren't I" and then leaving the room or changing the subject.

I have found that:

  1. It works very well at preventing recurrent shit tests

And 2. It gets their hamster going into hyperdrive and if I wasn't in her head before, I certainly am now (aka pornstar sex later)

I just want to get some feedback and criticism from the community on what I think is a reliably rewarding shit test response.