I'm looking for a plate in Los Angeles, where I am at the weekends. Because I'm now in San Francisco, where the girls are long on brains, short on looks, I've taken to okcupid to find my LA woman, because in southern California, girls are longer on looks and shorter on the brain than where I spend my workweek. I have found this message to get the best response out of all:

You would look wonderful with me on top of you, pounding you, while you're wearing heels and a skirt (no panties though) and making you scream as I thrust inside you again and again...... Come to place I want to check out Saturday night at 7, we'll have dinner and then I'll take you to the best makeout spot in LA.

I've done this 3 times, sent out my messages by Thursday, and have my pick of 3-4 gorgeous girls by Saturday morning. Then it's a matter of picking one and going out with them at Saturday night.

Any thoughts on how to improve my opener more?