I've been lurking for a while and figured I should contribute to my favorite subreddit. Here it goes, this weekend a bunch of my friends graduated and naturally we hit the clubs on Friday.

Friday: Read some of my favorite seddit posts and watched Nick Sparks on how to hold a conversation like a man towards the end of work and got myself excited for the night. At night we went to a more popular club/bar scene in Cincinnati. I decided to ditch my friends and leave them at the dance floor while I went to the bar. I always feel like they are judging me when I try hitting on girls and it makes me frustrated (one step forward, two steps back).

Anyways, I see this gorgeous girl (HB 8.5) wearing some green dress looking thing. I hesitated to approach and then thought fuck it. The first thing I say to her is 'Butt-Cheese' (I can't find the post of some guy approaching with this line). She looks at me and starts laughing thinking I said, 'Butt-Cheeks'. I look at her seriously, raise an eyebrow, kind of liking I'm lecturing a child and tell her, 'No, Butt- CHEESE like mozarella, provolone, swiss-cheese.' At this point she is cracking up and I can tell I've got her interest. She says that's the most random thing she's ever heard and I respond by telling her that if there's one thing she has to remember about meeting me is 'Butt-Cheese'. Anyways, she asks me where I'm from and we get talking about her living in South Carolina (came back for the weekend to visit her family and friends) and me moving to North Carolina. I tease her about how if she plays her cards right she may be allowed to visit me on weekend-trips. During the conversation I kept trying to practice what Nick Sparks says on his video about teaching the girl to hold a conversation. Where you ask a question and then after you talk for a while, instead of asking another question you look them straight in the eyes with an expression of 'well... aren't you going to say something?' while holding your frame (in order to get them to start asking questions and initiating the conversation). To my surprise, It worked pretty well but eventually the conversation starts getting a little boring so I take her hand and tell her that she better keep up on the dance floor. She gets a little hesitant so I tell her, "Don't worry I don't put out on the first date" (Read that somewhere here too). We get dancing and things are starting to heat up, I'm spinning her and what not then I tell her that we should go grab another drink (lead her to a more quiet place).

We are waiting by the bar-side when her friends show up and tell her that they have to leave because some Cindy Lou Who friend is wasted. I quickly pull out my phone and ask her how to spell her name (taking the lead and assuming she will give me her number). She gives me her name and number and tells me to text her. Anyways, I texted her and she ends up leaving the bar because 'Cindy Lou-Who' is white girl teen wasted.

Text Game

Me : BUTT CHEESE , don't forget

She texts me in the morning.

Her: Oh my god!! haha I almost forgot. I don't remember much about last night but I do remember that.

Me: So miss. SC when do you leave Cinci?

Her: Sunday morning :/ Did you say you were moving to Charlotte?

Me: Yep I'll be moving later in the year for my first big boy job. Any plans today?

Her: I'm at Bla-bla's graduation party, that's awesome what job!?

Me: That's great, I have some friends graduating too. We're actually headed downtown, you should come out.

Her: I think we're staying here and drinking with my old high school friends.

Me: That sounds like butt-cheese.

Her: Ahaha whats your last name?

Me: Doing some facebook stalking? Creep.

Her: Ahahah maybeee

Me: Give her last name- stalk away.

She ends up adding me on facebook

Her: Well I'll let you know next time I'm in Cinci.

Me: I'll let you know when you're allowed for weekend trips in NC.

And that's it. So now its time to hear your guys' feedback.. Any suggestions? Things I could have done better? I'm working on escalating and am getting better at it. I just wish I had a little more time with this girl. Also, I was in a very weird ballsy state of mind where I just felt like having fun and seeing where saying 'Butt-cheese' would lead to. In regards to text game, I wasn't about to beg her to come out. I had plans anyways. Unrelated, but I ended up having sex with an fwb that came out with us that night, so I wasn't too upset knowing I had a back up (bad idea?). Sorry for the long post.