Theorem #1:

Childish humor beats dry humor.

It makes people let their guard down. Thus you can be more sexual later, it's all in the fun paradigm. Sarcasm doesn't allow this.

Fun Fun Fun. Endorphins make you feel attraction, chemical reaction :)

If you're stuck in the moment, you're creating a bubble between you two. It connects you into something bigger, a group. It's no longer you and her, it's us.

Just don't take random lines from comedians and tell them out of context. Being funny is not the same as having a fun conversation. Fun is universal, funny is not.

Try escalating when you're really fucking deep and then do it when you're deep into fun. Don't let the conversation get steered to the deep-zone, you'll never get laid that way. Keep pumping down the fun-town. It's like light vs deep, man. You can only fly if you're light, if you're deep you're just gonna sleep.

Goofy dancing, pillow-fighting, slight pushing, fake wrestling. Play this cheesy 80's music, it gets you into the action, baby. Dancing is very easy. You can make her do anything, if you're having fun. ANYTHING. anything.

One story, I grabbed the ass of a really cute girl and she was yelling at me for 20 seconds, I kept saying really calmly. "Spit on me, spit on me." We met again 10 minutes later and she was laughing as she said "I'm gonna kill you" to me. Lol.

Romantic comedies = FUN. Let's talk about the ELEMENTS. There's always different things going on in your convo. Double-entendres. "I'm wet" ---> "I bet you are"

Silly about serious, serious about silly. Talk about killing people in a fun way. Talk about how cakes are seriously God's best gift.

Repetition is a great thing, great thing, like bringing back jokes that worked.

Silly - playing tag, play truth or dare, invent your own if you can, staring contests, arm wrestling (I can always beat them in that). Fake palm reading. Oh my GOD. I can really make a joke out of it.

Bully her, get in her way if she wants to go to the bathroom, maker her pee on herself out of laughter (don't).

Teasing: Talk about the social inept guy, that she likes that guy...............If she calls you socially inept (maybe it's true) just tell her SHE's a socially inept guy...and that she has a dick...LOL

Absurdity: that's a little more complex.

If you liked this I'll make a part 2 of this.