SeaHerSwim Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
36	I'm not sure he's set his requirements high enough /s Ew what a penis wrinkle! 🤮	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/02/21 08:26 PM
15	W/ a side of big purple and I’m set! Don’t forget you also have Reddit! 😆	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/02/21 06:17 PM
35	A chore chart for your husband? Good grief does this give me second hand embarrassment!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/01/21 12:46 AM
47	Him: let's just see where this is going! Let's not put a label on things 😊. Me: I remember a guy saying the ol “I don’t like to put labels on things” when I asked if we were on a “date”. He took me to dinner, he paid, he kissed me. Yes you turd, it’s called a DATE! But it was fun to watch him squirm when I asked him, some guys are so afraid to even label a date a date... and that’s pretty sad & pathetic.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/01/21 05:52 PM
2	Over 30's New England LVM Starter Pack Oh dear GOD is this accurate! All that’s missing are the pork rind crumbs dangling from their neck beards and a 394739 pack of Bud Light! Whatevahhh ya cack suckahhhs! I want to vomit 🤢	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/01/21 06:14 PM
3	Horrifying It’s as if he wanted to use the Disney font to write this up to sound so magical and enchanting!! hard eye roll	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	19/12/20 10:38 PM
49	Chadwick Boseman took a pay cut for 21 Bridges so Sienna Miller could be paid fairly. How a man treats people, especially women, who do nothing for him says a lot about his character. It always ALWAYS stunned me for as far back as I can remember, that I’m punished financially because I have a vagina and not a penis. I always wanted to say “well if I didn’t have a vagina, YOU wouldn’t be here!” I’m fortunate to currently have a boss that makes sure I am paid to the highest amount since I do a lot for my department. He will fight to get me top pay and has no problem when he explains why to the higher ups. Why is that? Because I love my job and my boss is wonderful! He makes my …	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/09/20 02:30 PM
2	Male delusion is real Because she’s a badass! Many guys don’t like being outdone by a “girl” 🙄	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/09/20 12:17 PM
3	Male delusion is real Seriously. It was so awkward, like a boy who can’t kiss in 4th grade trying to kiss you lol it was THAT awkward. But also I can’t cross the two worlds of coaching and creepy hands-y guy. It doesn’t work for me! 🤢	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/09/20 01:12 AM
5	Male delusion is real He was trying to hug me from behind while treading water it was hilariously embarrassing to experience it lol	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/09/20 12:44 AM
16	Male delusion is real They really do. I recently tried to teach a guy to become a better open water swimmer on a date. He wants to do an Ironman race so I was happy to train with him. I regretted it once he thought he could hang all over me. 🤮	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/09/20 05:43 PM
6	Male delusion is real Ahh thank you so much! 💕 😇🥰😘	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/09/20 05:41 PM
28	Male delusion is real I like when a guy says he loves athletic women and just assumes all athletic women are tiny with hair & makeup done walking on the treadmill at the gym. Right before I block someone who insists on a full body photo of me, I will tell them not all athletic women are built the same. I have kicked many asses in open water swimming, coming in second in my age bracket 2 years in a row without wearing a wetsuit and can’t tell you how many times I hear men complain about the swim portion of a triathlon…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/09/20 05:02 PM
10	Never settle for less than you deserve My father told me on my 18th birthday “never settle for anything less than what YOU want” and I never forgot it now 30 years later... my dad is a HVM. It’s also why I don’t care that I’m single!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	25/09/20 11:17 PM
1	✔️ I love it! 😊	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/09/20 02:47 AM
5	✔️ Thank you, that means so much to me! : ) I try to instill some of the things I learn from here into my friends daughters lives. I let them know that they are valued and that they SHOULD be valued by the men in their lives. They are in their teens, but they are bright young women who will pave the way for this world and I’m excited for them. I never had children nor have I ever been married. Not everyone’s life is identical, but valuing oneself is something that can take some mistakes and life le…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/09/20 05:52 PM
35	✔️ I’m 48, but get mistaken for early 30’s (thanks to genetics! Woohoo!) and have decided that if my job does not come back in January that I’m going to either do grad school or go for a masters degree. You’re never too old to learn, whether it be through dating, education or self awareness/growth. I also have this board to thank for helping me see things in a new light. Yes, even at 48 you still learn to be even MORE independent. 💕	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/09/20 11:40 AM
3	In Memoriam RBG, the OG...RIP my superhero! 👩🏻‍⚖️🧑🏻‍⚖️🦸🏻‍♀️👑	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	19/09/20 12:44 PM
8	I think this is relevant for a lot of things guys do. Don't be fooled by guys who pretend to be something they're not. Just because they give the impression that they're one thing, don't automatically believe it. Yes it’s those penis wrinkle braggarts that are usually the ones that have to make themselves look and feel better about themselves that never have the brain to back it up! Hello!?! I see you behind your Wizard Of Oz curtain hiding!! Come out you phony!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	27/08/20 01:20 AM
15	Pay attention to your body. Oh my gosh, I always thought I had what’s called “post coital dysphoria”. I had gone out with a guy and we had spent the night together and then when I got home the next day I had bouts of crying spells. I could not understand why I was crying. This also happened with the last man I dated before him. I would get home and just bawl my eyes out. I wasn’t sure if it was because I didn’t think I would ever see this person again and I just put myself out there sexually, or if I was disappointed in my…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/08/20 09:59 PM
40	LVM tries is PUA game on me I’m in such a COVID state of mind that PUA to me means Pandemic Unemployment Assistance 🙄	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/08/20 09:35 PM
48	A HVM going above and beyond for his lady 👸 I’m of the same mindset. I always think I sound like a bitter old spinster when I think these things, but you hit the nail on the head. I feel like these are “Show-meishas”, meaning they are just ALL about being all show and look at meeeeee!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/08/20 02:23 PM
9	When a former ghosting LVM you haven't talked to in 6 months finally "checks in" to see how you are doing during the pandemic and you are now on the enlightened FDS Queen journey... OMG his Nissan! His Nissan Ultima!! I swear a lot of LVM deebags drive Nissan Ultimas 😂	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/08/20 11:16 PM
3	One day, when you have leveled up significantly, you will come across a picture of a man you used to pine about and think to yourself, "he's not even that hot" Or he will text you and you’ll cringe HARD!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/08/20 07:47 PM
13	She asks them to hold each other responsible. They retaliate with garbage comments as expected, thread gets locked. I posted a reply on that page (in another post) recently how I read somewhere about a woman who would go running while holding a hammer. I have thought about doing this many times, maybe a hammer in one hand & pepper spray in the other! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “double fisting”! Sad that we even have to think about this.... 😔	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/08/20 01:21 AM
23	We love to see it 👏 It’s because envy hits people like a freight train and they don’t know how to properly deal with it. Unfortunately, envy tends to bring out big heaping piles of hate in people, instead of realizing that changing their ways could result in having what this lovely couple has.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/08/20 05:20 PM
5	Stay safe girls. This is so sad! Hmmm well we DO have women only gyms here in Boston, so it could be a possibility to have women only bars/nightclubs! 🤔	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/08/20 03:34 PM
17	Never, and I mean NEVER, allow a man to disrespect your body like this. Godddd that sounds like my own miserable personal hell. If I’m feeling like shit, do not even THINK of coming near me swinging your twig & berries, let alone go near my poop factory! Then again, I would never be with someone like this dickbag...🤬😡💩👺	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/08/20 02:11 AM
12	If he wanted he would Clicks “save post” and takes a deep breath... aaaaand exhale....Thanks for these reminders! ❤️	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/08/20 02:05 AM
23	"Men age like fine wine" Sean Penn, 59, and Leila George, 28 just got married. There are no words. It would be like if I married one of my dad’s friends....excuse me while I vomit and then check myself!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/08/20 04:56 PM
32	Bob from Bob's Burger's knows what's up! Linda does not put up with anyone’s BS Miss Missy!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/08/20 01:59 AM
68	Why being attracted to men feels like a mental diaorder What’s crazy is you will usually hear this description about women on crime shows like Dateline, 48 Hours, shows on ID channel. A lot of times I will hear a woman being described as BEAUTIFUL. But they don’t say this about all of the women, which is why it stands out to me every time they say it. I always say in my head “so her looks are what matter first and foremost, not the fact that she was murdered/missing/etc” 😑	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	01/08/20 10:55 PM
1	AVOID THIS AT ALL COSTS I was going to “hook up” with a guy that I had been taking to, and he actually asked me if I could bring my own sheets! Needless to say, that killed my lady boner...REAL fast! Gimme a break!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/07/20 06:20 PM
3	Men talking about bumble: “Women have to send an interesting first message that isn’t just Hey or What’s up, you should also mention something in our profile and make it interesting.” Men sending first message on Tinder/Hinge: “Hey” A soul sucking cycle of suck....	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/07/20 03:33 AM